Showing posts with label headlines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label headlines. Show all posts

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Headline!

THEY ALSO CHECK YOUR FLUIDS...

A brothel in Nevada announced that customers who spend $300 or more would receive a $50 voucher for gasoline. The offer is yet another attempt to boost sales in the struggling prostitution industry, which has been hit hard by both rising gas prices and rapid advancements in pocket pussy technology.

Monday, April 28, 2008

WTF, CNN


I thought maybe my computer was broken (or possessed), but it seems that CNN headlines now actually feature a link that allows you to have that headline printed on a t-shirt.

No. I'm serious.

Personally, I have no intention of ordering a CNN headline t-shirt. Not until Andy Rooney dies anyway.