Sunday, November 16, 2008

Nerd Time!

The mysterious, shadowy figure with the headphones means it's time to geek out with a really cool example of "perceptual insight."

Here's what you're gonna do: Listen to the first audio clip. Then listen to the second one. Then listen to the first one again...

Ready? Listen!

Cool, yeah?

Friday, November 7, 2008


Please join me and those purveyors of love and tolerance, the Mormons and the Catholic Church, in supporting California's latest ballot initiative: Proposition 2.8.

In the November 4th election, Californians flocked to the polls and voted YES on Props 2 and 8, granting rights to chickens and taking them away from human beings respectively.

After that happened we realized we had made a small mistake. Because it was improperly worded, Prop 2 also awarded rights to GAY chickens. Whoops!

Proposition 2.8 will eliminate the mobility rights that were accidentally granted to homosexual chickens. We must strip away their newfound partial freedom before these gay birds get too comfortable and break down the very fabric of chicken society.

Californians: It's time to restore traditional chicken marriage!


Wednesday, November 5, 2008

President Obama

I know it's technically president-elect, but saying "elect" just reminds me that Bush still has a couple of months to be terrible at his job.

Anyway, with the exception of Prop 8 (more on that soon), yesterday was too amazing a day not to re-live it a little...