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AND YOU THOUGHT THE IN-FLIGHT MOVIE SUCKED

A flight was delayed today when passengers discovered three ticks on the plane. The embarrassing incident has lead United Airlines to cancel its "Deer Fly Free" program.

(Actually, passengers didn't discover the ticks. The flight crew found them when they searched a Bassett Hound who was believed to be howling verses from the Qur'an.)

PLEASE PASS THE IRONY

In other news, world leaders attending the G8 summit to solve the global food crisis were criticized after they enjoyed an 18 course gourmet meal at the event. Activists were particularly outraged at the dessert course: a hot fudge sundae served in the rib cage of a dead Nigerian baby.

And that's the news.

Here's a cat eating corn on the cob.

Treadmill Kittens

This may be the best video ever posted on YouTube...



And in case you are wondering, the answer is: No, I am NOT above adding the extremely obvious soundtrack...

These Cats Also Mispronounce "Diabetes"

Here are five cats that look like Wilford Brimley. Unfortunately, scientists have been unable to locate the genetic code that will create cats that look like Don Ameche and Hume Cronyn.

(They have, however, been making cats that look like Hitler for years.)

Progress Marches On!

Dear people with AIDS,

Still haven't gotten around to finding a cure. But check this out: we made some cats that glow in the dark!

You're welcome.

Sincerely,
Science